Y U NO NASHViLLE CLARKSVILLE?

You are dumb and your ideas are dumb

TN State Senator Jim Tracy wants to make women have a transabdominal ultrasound (rubbing the sens-o-matic radar price scanner on the belly) and wait at least 24 hours before they have an abortion.  

In a bill critics call “dumb as hell”, the ultrasound tech would have to show an image of the fetus to the mother, and require to make any heartbeats audible to the woman.  If she didn’t want to see the image, the tech would be “required to describe any appendages and internal organs visible.”

What the shit, Tracy?  

Here’s a quote from dumbshit:

“My wife had three babies, and I’ve had the opportunity to see three ultrasounds,” Tracy said. “It’s pretty amazing to see the ultrasounds.”

Well damn, never mind.  That’s totally a good reason.  He thinks some shit he saw was cool and he wants everyone to see it, to the point that he will push a bill out in front of Congress, and waste time and money to (hopefully) watch it fail.  

I hope he pushes anyone wanting breasts implants or Viagra prescriptions to watch 2-3 hours of porn. Before you reach the drive-thru window at Mickey D’s, you must watch at least the first 45 minutes of Super Size Me.  If you want to buy toilet paper, you have to watch a French indie film about a disabled man using a bidet to talk you out of it.

For a man representing a group that wants “less government”, I don’t think  you could get more hands-on than being forced to let a person perform an unnecessary procedure on your body.

Give it up for a dumb ass.  

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#Funny things in #Clarksville, #TN  (at wilma rudolph blvd, Clarksville, Tennessee)

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So does anyone else annunciate this as “Nut In Butt Wings?” 
Yes, I’m 7 years old.

So does anyone else annunciate this as “Nut In Butt Wings?”
Yes, I’m 7 years old.

Today’s shittiest person in Clarksville is the jackass that takes one expensive beer and puts it in the “make your own 6-pack”.
Really?  So now this 4-pack is ruined because you’re cheap, stupid, poor, and you were probably conceived during a “very special” episode of Hee Haw.
Go back to Bud Light you pisswater pansy. /rantover

Today’s shittiest person in Clarksville is the jackass that takes one expensive beer and puts it in the “make your own 6-pack”.

Really?  So now this 4-pack is ruined because you’re cheap, stupid, poor, and you were probably conceived during a “very special” episode of Hee Haw.

Go back to Bud Light you pisswater pansy. /rantover

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WTF…let’s not feel any pressure to follow your religion, even though you crammed your asses into our school.

Then again, kids probably thought this shit was lame, what with stealing music from gangster rap and replacing the lyrics.

Most unfortunate headline title of the week.

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OK, this is the whitest thing I’ve seen in Clarksville this week:

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Keep that shit underwater so we can’t see it.

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Some kids choose to hold to their virginity.  Some kids have it held for them…by an insane screaming street minister.

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Any time I go out on a weekend night in Clarksville, it feels like this…