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Get your Escort on. . . in Clarksville???

The world’s oldest profession, even legal in some parts of the United States, is alive and well here in Clarksville, Tennessee.

While they are pretty much everywhere, I admit, I was surprised to find that Clarksville has two exclusive escort agencies based in Montgomery County. “Absolutely Fabulous Escort Service” and “It’s A Date!” and several Nashville agencies offering services with “local agents” as well.

*AUTHORS NOTE: This article will have lots of things in quotations, I understand it can get annoying, but today, it was necessary.

What surprises me the most? People still pay for sex? Oh, wait, I mean, for “escort services.” As you know, here at Clarksvillewtf, we frequent sites like the Clarksville Craigslist page looking for jolly good fun to share with you, the reader, and we are always inundated with copious quantities of Casual Encounters and general “let’s get it on…” and whatever…we don’t hate. What seems odd is how these businesses have been able to survive with the advent of the internet and everyone seemingly giving it away for free. In the past I suppose it was much easier for a gentleman, lets call him John, to find a lady for the evening by just dialing up a number and hoping that they didn’t send something that looks like Kathy Bates. Now, you can go to the internet and look for whores at the click of a button, why, you would be losing money NOT buying one!
One thing that perhaps is helpful, is that the website for the Ab Fab agency offers customer “reviews” yet none of them are from any sooner than 2009. Alas, the economy has hit everyone hard. It amuses me though when you look at the websites for the respective agencies that they always list how they only provide professional escorts to accompany men (or women…equal rights woo!) to business events, dinner, good clean Christian fun, yet several reviews are for more than one escort at the same time. I have went to many a business dinner and/or event in my time, but would never have been expected to bring more than one “date,” so yeah, keep trying to justify those two chicks at the same time as “business services.” After all, if most of us had a million dollars…what would we do?


Thanks Lawrence

Interestingly enough, when researching this article, I found that in 2007, we had a bust here in Clarksville on an escort service which was run by the same lady who ran “Miss Ashley’s Tea Room,” which catered to over-privileged bratty girls whose parents wanted to dish out the cash for a birthday party, and the other was called “Tanya’s Escorts.” It was reported here, that in fact the owner of both had been suspected to be a madam for nearly ten years. It really is convenient though, the tired, beleaguered father, whose trophy wife no longer finds him interesting, is stuck planning a birthday party for his bratty daughter, but could simultaneously find his manhood again somewhere in a back room, and probably get a multiple business discount!

So, where are these places? We can actually not find a “brick and mortar” location for the Ab Fab location however, we did find “It’s A Date!” via GoogleMaps, here is the fabulous location.

Inside this Scooby Doo Ghost Town storefront...all your while hot lady-dreams can come true!!!

Now, tell me you wouldn’t want to meet someone for “business services” out of this location??? Despite the fact that it looks like a Scooby Doo Ghost Town, it is in a prime location downtown, so if it doesn’t work out with your chosen lady, you could always run over to Brunies, the Blackhorse, or Edwards for some consolation carbs.

So, all you gentlemen getting back from Iraqistan with all that hazard pay cash (if your baby mama has not pissed it away while you were in the desert) I know it might be tempting to meet up with someone named after a luxury automobile for some “business services” but fight the urge, and just go buy some Tap Out shirts or something.

What do YOU think Clarksvillians??? Are these legitimate businesses that we should be ashamed of making fun of, or do they have it coming? Are these ladies just putting their way through college, or making their parents wish they were dead? If any of you have utilized these businesses we would DEFINITELY love to hear from you. We promise we will not humiliate you publicly.

*Authors Note: Cannot guarantee lack of public humiliation

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  3. katiibabii says:

    Well, Im a girl that works for one of the companys named above. Guess what, I’ve never had sex outside of a relationship and never ever with a client. There are strict rules when going into this business and some owners choose to make their employees listen, others don’t. Mine personally it was her first rule to tell me I better never do anything sexual with a client and that some will tell on purpose and I’d be fired on the spot. They do background checks and specifically make sure you have no prostitution charges.The view above is so outdated and unrealistic.I’m a mother who isn’t receiving child support or living off the government who is trying to make it for my child after being laid off and relocating.I needed a job that pays quickly. I don’t care to be a stripper because I’m not fond of taking my clothes off for strange men or women in a public setting. flirting…thats what i do for a living and people pay me. some men just want someone to talk to. Some women go on dates just to get dinner out of it anyhow, i go out on dates and just get paid better and dont have to worry about the guy harassing me later:) be jealous fellas, dont you wish you could date for a living?

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