This is Alfredo. He was hanging out at a baby shower, and for some reason he decided to sneak into a baby’s room and try to get freaky with a semi-passed out drunk lady. She protested, and Alfredo got tossed in the local happy box for no-no’s.

A Few Questions…

1. Did he try saying the line, “How ’bout a little Alfredo sauce?” I’m sure this would have lightened up the mood.

2. Why were there so many drunk chicks at the baby shower and is this normal? Surely the mother wasn’t getting tore up from the floor up. Way to make her feel bad for getting pregnant party-goers.

3. WTF dude…did you hear the plot to Wedding Crashers and think it could apply to baby showers? “Hey I touch-a the vaginas like the guys from da’ Wedding Jumpers!”

Hey, we all know the sluttiest chicks are at baby showers. Hell, one of them has already proven it.

Well guess what Al? You’re going to be having a party in a whole other shower, and it could also possibly end with a little sexual assault there as well. Good luck soldier.