Peck o’ Pictured Prisoners

Written by: Clarky McClarksville

I just realized that I have a metric buttload of mugshots I’m just sitting on. How ’bout a little rewind and review of a few you may have missed?

First we have a man with a little captain in him, in that he looks like a friggin’ pirate…

I really hope the police officer said, “You’re under ARRRRRRRRREST!”

I’m sure you were wondering where Dave Chappelle went after Chappelle’s Show:

"Fuck yo' jail..."

There are times when I honestly don’t know if a pic should be a “Face of Meth” or a “Face of Clarksville”:

The only survivor of the coal mine collapse...

Finally, this man genuinely looks like he got into a fight with a crate full of broken bottles…and lost:

The inventor of the "Shit Happens" bumper sticker...

Hopefully all of these fine folks have started working on their New Year’s Resolutions…or at least started saving up for quality lawyers.