Fugshots of the Week!

It’s just another sleepy week in Clarksville, what with post-Publix hype already dying down and pre-Chik-Fil-A hype not existing. So I guess it’s only appropriate the people being arrested look like they were just awoken from a mighty slumber…

Wake up sleepy bear...


Seriously...wake the fuck up.


...and that's not counting the bed head...

But for serious yo, here’s a couple hilarious notes:

This girl was honestly arrested for drag racing. We can all assume she lost, or at least thought the finish line was at Dunkin Donuts:

"Here she comes, here comes Feed Racer..."


…and this week’s celebrity shot:

Can I get a liter of cola?


I WANT A GODDAMN LITER OF COLA!

Oh Farva, you never cease to entertain me…

4 Comments

  1. jax

    Making fun of fat people is pretty low-tier comedy, guys. Step it up a notch.

  2. Jon

    For 20 bucks I’ll go visit that guy and call him a chicken…well y’all know how the rest of that goes.

  3. Jinx

    says the fellow Clarksvilian fattie..

  4. sofa king awesome

    Ghetto-fabulous!

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