Party Mom!!!

So Mrs. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner is pictured above. She was arrested Saturday night with 10 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, simply because she was allegedly providing a cool hangout for kids to drink tasty beverages and discuss the GOP primaries. Thirty or so people were hanging out, and some of them just HAPPENED to be under 18. Some of those under 18 just HAPPENED to be intoxicated and under the influence of drugs.

There also just HAPPENED to be symbols for a local street gang…but I doubt it! I’m sure they were just trying to come up with a new logo for Clarksville’s coolest over-40 mother. SHE’S PARTY MOM!

Feel free to change the lyrics to LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem” with our new karaoke lyrics written below next time you head out to High Notes…

Party mom is in da’ house tonight
Every teenager gon’ have a good time
And she gon’ probably do some time
Every teenager gon’ have a good time

Party mom is in da’ house tonight
Every teenager gon’ have a good time
And she gon’ probably do some time
She just wanna see ya…drink that

In the house with party mom, lookin’ to escort you to the prom
Prescription pills and Jager Bombs, she just baked cookies?? NOM NOM NOM
You just want Kool-Aid? Sorry bro, she wearing mom jeans with a camel toe
She got a tramp stamp in Mexico, what’s for dinner? Domino’s

Yo, she beating all these tweens at Nintendo
Bought some Bartles and James, no need to pretend-o
She’s party mom, yeah, there’s no need to knock her
Gotta wake up by 9 to take her kids to soccer,

Party mom is in da’ house tonight
Every teenager gon’ have a good time
And she gon’ probably do some time
Every teenager gon’ have a good time

Party mom is in da’ house tonight
Every teenager gon’ have a good time
And she gon’ probably do some time
She just wanna see ya…drink that

Everyday I’m Contributing (to the delinquency of a minor)…

AND SO ON.. AND SO ON…

3 Comments

  1. PittyPartyFun

    She lives down the street from me AND she lives next to a cop!!! Great place for a teen party!!

  2. Anon

    The sound lyrics had me laughing pretty hard. I think I’ll be humming that tune for a while.

  3. boner soup

    fantastic

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