Pic of the Day 02/12/12

At das’ local Kroger’s here in Clarksville I caught this little advertisement for a local law firm…

First of all, best place to advertise is obviously on the inside of a shopping cart. You’re walking through the store, only able to afford ramen and your child’s tears. Suddenly you realize that if you “slip” on a cherry tomato in produce, you can sue the shit out of Kroger’s. Soon you’re bruised hip will afford you all the Big K Cola that you can fit in your gullet.

But beyond all that, let’s look at this photo a little more…

Yes, a hard-hitting quad team of lawyers, ready to defend you from ex-wives wanting alimony or police wanting you to suffer for accidentally driving drunk through a farmer’s market. But what’s up with…

Perry Mason steals your soul.

Mega lawyer here is all business. Either he’s the biggest fan (lol big) of Perry Mason, or he lost a bet. Either, I wouldn’t f’ with the friggin’ grizzly bear of law. He’ll fix

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