If I couldn’t read, I would assume that this sign was advertising fireworks and part-time carnival workers.
If this sign is advertising a restaurant, I can only assume every dish on the menu is topped with whipped cream and Cheetos.
When I see this sign, I imagine that the owner looks like this:
I’m going to assume that every wall will simply be a giant American flag stapled at the corners.
Just because “everything is bigger in Texas”, that doesn’t mean the eyesores have to be bigger.
Also, have you seen the building? It looks like a rebranded Walgreens…
But hey, let’s wait till they open before skewering them too hard. It is all about the food, right?