Dining Guide

By Clarky McClarksville:

So you want to go out to eat in Clarksville? Are you sure…no, really, have you looked around here? I know you aren’t in Hopkinsville (thank God), but it’s still a difficult decision to make. Well, you asked for it.

Here is ClarksvilleWTF.com’s offcial dining guide for Clarksville, Tennessee. We’ll break down what places suck, what places suck slightly less, and what places we actually like. We’re brutally honest here, so you can trust that what we say is what we think.

But feel free to go to the CONTACT page if you’d like to tell us how wrong and terrible we are, or if’d you like to recommend a place we’ve ignored.

Check back soon as this part of the site is still being assembled.

Our Top Clarksville Picks:

That’s right, we’ve got a few places we highly recommend if you simply don’t have the energy to microwave that bag of Bagel Bites. Click the restaurant to read our write-up.

ClarksvilleWTF’s favorite sushi restaurant is a joy to the mouth (at least that’s what your mom said)
Read our review of Fujiyama…

Our personal pick for best local Mexican restaurant has a classy environment and some fresh and delicious dishes that’ll put the zap into your zapatos. Read our review of El Comal…

Obese Carl gives this 5 out of 5 cankles. It’s his choice for family/chain/steakhouse restaurant in Clarksville. We’re happy to agree.Read our review of Rafferty’s…

LOCAL DINING AND FAST FOOD SECTIONS UPDATED. STILL WORKING ON “CHAINS”…