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You are dumb and your ideas are dumb

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:43:00 -0600

TN State Senator Jim Tracy wants to make women have a transabdominal ultrasound (rubbing the sens-o-matic radar price scanner on the belly) and wait at least 24 hours before they have an abortion.

In a bill critics call “dumb as hell”, the ultrasound tech would have to show an image of the fetus to the mother, and require to make any heartbeats audible to the woman. If she didn’t want to see the image, the tech would be “required to describe any appendages and internal organs visible.”

What the shit, Tracy?

Here’s a quote from dumbshit:

“My wife had three babies, and I’ve had the opportunity to see three ultrasounds,” Tracy said. “It’s pretty amazing to see the ultrasounds.”

Well damn, never mind. That’s totally a good reason. He thinks some shit he saw was cool and he wants everyone to see it, to the point that he will push a bill out in front of Congress, and waste time and money to (hopefully) watch it fail.

I hope he pushes anyone wanting breasts implants or Viagra prescriptions to watch 2-3 hours of porn. Before you reach the drive-thru window at Mickey D’s, you must watch at least the first 45 minutes of Super Size Me. If you want to buy toilet paper, you have to watch a French indie film about a disabled man using a bidet to talk you out of it.

For a man representing a group that wants “less government”, I don’t think you could get more hands-on than being forced to let a person perform an unnecessary procedure on your body.

Give it up for a dumb ass.

bensbored: #Funny things in #Clarksville, #TN (at wilma...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:55:50 -0600

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#Funny things in #Clarksville, #TN (at wilma rudolph blvd, Clarksville, Tennessee)

So does anyone else annunciate this as “Nut In Butt...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:53:16 -0600

So does anyone else annunciate this as “Nut In Butt Wings?”
Yes, I’m 7 years old.

Today’s shittiest person in Clarksville is the jackass...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:57:57 -0600

Today’s shittiest person in Clarksville is the jackass that takes one expensive beer and puts it in the “make your own 6-pack”.

Really? So now this 4-pack is ruined because you’re cheap, stupid, poor, and you were probably conceived during a “very special” episode of Hee Haw.

Go back to Bud Light you pisswater pansy. /rantover

Nice Separation of Church and State Clarksville...

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 22:19:49 -0500

WTF…let’s not feel any pressure to follow your religion, even though you crammed your asses into our school.

Then again, kids probably thought this shit was lame, what with stealing music from gangster rap and replacing the lyrics.

Most unfortunate headline title of the week.

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:36:20 -0600

Most unfortunate headline title of the week.

White People LOL

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 22:17:13 -0600

OK, this is the whitest thing I’ve seen in Clarksville this week:

Good idea

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:27:44 -0600

Keep that shit underwater so we can’t see it.

HOT X-TIAN NIGHTZZZ

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:20:29 -0600

Some kids choose to hold to their virginity. Some kids have it held for them…by an insane screaming street minister.

Going out drinking in Clarksville

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:30:46 -0600

Any time I go out on a weekend night in Clarksville, it feels like this…

Fuck Blackburn...seriously. Industry whore taking cash to shut down the Internet.

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:34:14 -0600

Fuck Blackburn...seriously. Industry whore taking cash to shut down the Internet.

Takeover

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:08:38 -0600

BURGER KING’S GOT FREE ONION RINGS THIS WEEKEND…OCCUPY THE BK LOUNGE!!!

THEY FACILITATING ERRBODY OUT HERE

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:19:44 -0600

So the sexy court case of 2 adopted parents touchin’ and beatin’ kids just ended.

Two of them received a charge of “facilitating the rape of a child”. But no one actually got a blue ribbon with “A RAPIST” on it…

WHO THE FUCK DID THE RAPING CLARKSVILLE?

At O'Charley's...

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:02:28 -0600

What I like to do is watch the servers, hosts, and other workers and try to find out who’s selling pot & meth to whom…

lol political jokes

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:05:22 -0600

Damn these Obama re-election videos are crazy…

CLARKSVILLE FEMALE PROBLEM #64

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:32:57 -0600

CLARKSVILLE FEMALE PROBLEM #64

CLARKSVILLE FEMALE PROBLEM #28

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:28:47 -0600

CLARKSVILLE FEMALE PROBLEM #28

Ordering Chinese

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 11:20:26 -0600

Hey fuckers, you sound stupid ordering General “Tuh-Sew’s” chicken.

PUNCHIFY ME CAPTAIN!

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:53:46 -0600

PUNCHIFY ME CAPTAIN!

Montgomery County, Tennessee Jail Bans Letters From Inmates

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:05:58 -0600

Montgomery County, Tennessee Jail Bans Letters From Inmates :

OH FUK GUESS YOU BETTER LEARN TO WRITE SMALLER

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

There’s a new policy at the Montgomery County Jail - inmates can’t send out letters anymore - only postcards. And starting in March, they won’t be able to get incoming letters, either. Only letters from lawyers can go through.

A spokesman for the sheriff’s department says the postcards-only policy was implemented because the jail staff was spending too much time opening letters to check them for contraband.

Teresa and Steven Sumner have a son in jail. They know what he did was wrong - but they say so is the new rule prohibiting him and all the other inmates from sending letters to their families.

……

Steven Sumner also points out the jail is withholding letters even from people who haven’t been tried yet - people who haven’t been found guilty of anything.